Don't Skip Breakfast!

Poached Eggs- Halloran Style

Grandpa Bob- The Colonel was a one dish kind of man. Regardless of what you asked him to make for breakfast, what you got were two medium soft boiled eggs with cheese chunks and thin sliced Pepperidge farm toast for dipping. No matter what the time of day, if he was cooking, this is what you got. The taste is so comforting now, and here is my twist on his dish. So brew some strong coffee and eat this...not that, whatever boring dish you were going to eat.

2 Eggs

Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese (Room Temp is best!)

English Muffin

Butter

Salt and Pepper

In a small saucepan boil water. While water boils toast and butter your English muffin. Top with slices of cheddar. Crack an egg into a small bowl or ramekin, then slowly pour into boiling water, do the same for the second- quickly! Allow eggs to cook for 4 minutes (six if you don't want it runny), then spoon onto muffins. Salt and Pepper to taste.

Good Things...giving into the cliche

Like most people, I get caught up in the rush of the final destination or goal- thereby completely ignoring how many awesome things I missed along the way. With the arrival of the new year the overwhelming sense of renewal is ready to manifest itself in me. For those of you who know me, I am like a walking commercial for all things good. This year, it's my goal to share them with you, the one follower I have. Maybe if I'm lucky, I will have two by the end of 2012. So here goes. I hope I don't let you down my one follower, and the few blog visitors I might have.

I knew it! Cats are evil.

I love my morning coffee. It tastes even better when it comes out of my nose. This morning while enjoying my first cup of joe, I read the best newspaper article yet...

Researchers explore link between schizophrenia, cat parasite

Hopkins scientists explore toxoplasmosis and schizophrenia link

July 31, 2010|By Frank D. Roylance, The Baltimore Sun

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  Karl Merton Ferron, The Baltimore Sun

Johns Hopkins University scientists trying to determine why people develop serious mental illness are focusing on an unlikely factor: a common parasite spread by cats.

The researchers say the microbes, called Toxoplasma gondii, invade the human brain and appear to upset its chemistry — creating, in some people, the psychotic behaviors recognized as schizophrenia.

If tackling the parasite can help solve the mystery of schizophrenia, "it's a pretty good opportunity … to relieve a pretty large burden of disease," said Dr. Robert H. Yolken, director of developmental neurobiology at the Johns Hopkins Children's Center.

The cause of schizophrenia is unknown, but both genetic and environmental factors likely play a part, according to the National Institute of Mental Health. Yolken is among the researchers worldwide examining whether certain viral infections can increase the risk of developing the illness. Other studies have focused on flu and herpes viruses as possible triggers.

The notion that there are links between infections and schizophrenia is "intriguing," said Dr. Ken Duckworth, a clinical psychiatrist and medical director for the National Alliance on Mental Illness. "There's so much we don't know about schizophrenia that anybody paying attention would welcome any thoughtful inquiry. And the infectious disease corner of the field is a growth stock right now," he said. "If true, it would have a preventive implication which is profound."

So I guess the phrase "crazy old cat lady" is chillingly true. The only thing providing companionship to that sweet elderly lady in your neighborhood was also poisoning her mental state. I have never been a real big fan of cats and this just gives me more ammunition to continue disliking them. If you are reading this and own a cat, will you ask yourself if that 10lb ball of fur is really worth your solid mental state?

Can I please get new neighbors?

That's it, I've had it. We bought this house back in the summer of '03 and only had decent neighbors for two years.

This evening was the last straw. While taking out the garbage, I heard the sound of branches smack the ground. My redneck neighbor was committing TREE MURDER! The hum of his reciprocating saw fueled by blood to boil. He was lopping off all the branches and trunk of a 7' crepe myrtle tree. I went inside and couldn't get the sound out of my head. I proceed back through the garage, and during a break of the chlorophyl blood bath, I said..." I would have no problem limbing that tree up for you?" my neighbor responded in his backwoods twang.." aww, naww, it's a little late for that now. (AGHHHH!) We just got lots of bugs and spiders and it's 'bout time we tend to these here bushes."

What the hell is wrong with you is really what I wanted to say! After counting to 10 backwards, I walked inside the house and continued to silently list off the reasons why I hate this neighbor. I would like to clarify one thing, in the seven years we have lived in this house I have only seen my neighbors "trim" their bushes and trees twice. A trim consists of cutting everything down to a nub in the middle of the summer. It's a miracle the stuff grows back.

Who trims a beautiful tree in hopes that it cures household pests? To get rid of spiders and bugs is simple, CLEAN YOUR HOUSE! Furthermore, have you ever heard of preventative maintenance? Simple things like regularly cutting your grass, installing new weatherstripping, re-caulking windows and crawl space vents can easily address your issue. When all else fails, call in the pro's at Terminix. That is, if you didn't spend all your extra cash on that PPV Nascar race.

Mr and Mrs Redneck live next door and have three adult children ( of whom have the signs of alcohol syndrome babies) and one seven year old. They have four cars, only two run. She once told me she "just loves animals," raising rottweilers in a 6'x6' chain link gravel filled pen. Their backyard could be the set for the next ASPCA PSA. During the hail storm of 2005, both their sunlight's were busted. When we sit on our deck we hear the sound of the trash bags that cover the openings flapping in the wind. To the rednecks credit, they are one step above my other neighbors, who still haven't replaced their pock marked siding on the west side of their house.

Are you at all curious about my other neighbors? While not focused too much on curb appeal, they are middle aged parents to five year old autistic twins. I do not feel compelled to criticize them. This family however, is very personable and waves when you drive by.

Pictures to come soon!

Right Brain, Left Brain, Both Brains

This month, Real Simple magazine featured an article on how to organize to your life according to what brain type you are. I get a kick out of these articles, especially when they include a quiz in order to help you determine which category you belong in. One night this week, Charlie and I were laying in bed and I had this great idea to share this article with him. I love to read before I go to bed, and I wouldn't blame Charlie for thinking it's just my personal form of sleep hygiene sabotage.

I will cheat at quizzes (or cards, board games, etc) if left unsupervised, so I asked Charlie to give me the quiz to keep me honest. To determine what kind of brain I was, I just had to answer "yes" or "no" to the following questions ( this is just a sampling):

1) When I'm finished using an item, I put it away immediately.

No. Only when I cook. Under all other situations I prefer the laundry basket method. Just walk around a room placing anything that doesn't belong in the basket. When you move to the next room, put back what belongs in that room and remove what doesn't.

3) Whether I'm looking at a work of art or a room, I tend to prefer symmetrical design.

Yes.

4) I like to move around my furniture a few times a year rather than stick with the same arrangement.

YES. It's a good thing no one in my household or my circle of friends is blind. I take that back, my niece is legally blind, but rarely comes to TN.

5) I'm the go to party planner for friends and family.

Yes. I can either turn a lump of coal into a diamond, or spend too much on flowers...your choice.

7) I love having a designated spot for each item in my closet or drawers.

Yes. As I wavered with this answer, Charlie pointed out the key word was "love" not "have". Don't we all love to have a designated spot for clothes? It doesn't mean we always put them where they belong.

9) I have a specific morning routine I follow to a T.

YES. And if for some reason I veer off the normal path, it leads to a very bizarre and unproductive day.

13) When I find a great dish at a restaurant, I order it every time I go there.

No. While yes, I am tempted to test their consistency- I tend to feel guilty not trying new things.

14) I often drive with the empty light flashing.

Really? No. What if the price of gas goes up 10 cents?

15) I always bring a list to the grocery store.

YES. If not, I spend WAY more than I should and my pantry will resemble a Y2K shelter.

18) My desk is filled with piles of papers, stick notes, and business cards.

Yes, but I only limit this to the middle drawer. The other drawers are organized, I promise.

19) I feel guilty if I don't follow the rules while playing board games.

No. No. No. Games are way more fun when you make up new rules as you go. If you ever play cards with me, keep a very close eye on me.

After the quiz results were tallied, Charlie gave me the news. I am not a left brain like I thought I was. I am a right brain. Charlie put it best when he said, " Lauren, you are a right brain, who is too much of a right brain, to attempt transforming into a left brain. Once you got started, you would realize how much work it takes and quit." At that moment, I felt crushed. All my life I felt like I was super organized and knew it was my personal quest to deliver order and structure to my household (even my office). After having a child, I realize that it's okay not to have it all together or organized, it just needs to be neat and sanitary. So thank you Emma (and Charlie), for bringing me the gift of organized clutter and toy chaos.

My mom would have a field day with the new craze in car stickers if she was still around. I remember her always saying things like,"Putting that "Baby on Board" window hanger in your car is like advertising for your child to be kidnapped." Well get this mom, now people have these customized stick figure stickers that advertise not only the fact that a baby is on board, but the entire family make-up, each member's hobby, and the family pets!

On the way home from church today, I spotted the best family sticker yet. On the rear window of a Nissan Quest were the following characters: Golfer dad, Shopaholic mom, Soccer Boy, Cheer Girl, Baby girl, Fido, Ferret and Bunny. I went on over to the dark side of my mind and surmised that if I chose to break into this house on it's well manicured cul-de-sac, the following would occur: Upon entering the house I would be greeted by a golf club wielding man in his skivvies, a woman in a T-Shirt ten sizes too large, swinging her new over sized Coach purse like a weapon. Soccer boy (who loves the game so much he sleeps in his cleats)awakes during all the ruckus and begins to kick my shins repeatedly. Cheer girl is so tired from her sleep over last night she doesn't even wake. We all pause to cover our ears the minute baby girl begins her shrill screeching after which the beating continues as I try to make my way out of this insane house. On the way out the Fido takes a chunk out of my rear, the ferret leaps onto my back, crawls up my shoulder and latches onto my ear, and I trip over fluffy the bunny.

I used to just think my mom was over protective, and a little nutty. It's the gentle reminders, like silly car stickers that help me keep her memory alive.

Confessions of a poser blogger.

Okay loyal followers, I know you exist out there somewhere. I created this blog thinking that two posts per week was no big deal- and that I could commit to it. NOT. I vow to be better. My new goal is once a week. Thanks for your continued support of my creative outlet.